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Dear Mr Bishounen_Hideto, (IF that is indeed your real name! :: Points :: )
Am I not hot enough for you? I'm pretty sure I'm a damned convincing trap! I've even had small kids under the age of ten run up to me while I was cross playing and tell me that I'm "really beautiful," only to cringe and run away when I reply with a deep voice, "Thanks!" And grown men offer to help me with my luggage (and beer) when moving from one room to another and be shocked when I thank them (true story.)
Or are your true motives only to purchase yourself a woman at the auction and make her do the Little Lad Dance? You sick puppy. (I can learn if you want!)
Either way, you don't want to make this kitty cry. Else I'll send my legions of minions after you, and they'll raep you blind. After you're blind, I'll send a certain Tifa to you and then you'll wish you never brought up the subject. :3
Do you like guys? Then come on over to the Bishounen Auction!
Do you like girls? Then come on over to the Bishounen Auction! As long as I can fool you, what's the difference? (Plus there will be females in the audience.)
Do you like shota? C'mon to Ycon! That's not my forte` but my girlfriend does a damned good job. (You touch her I'll send my hoard after you.)
Drag, Cossplay, Crossplay, Foreplay, you'll find it at Y-con.
I didn't see you there last year. Are you coming this year, Mr Bishounen_Hideto?
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