Yaoi-Con 2008 | A Celebration of Male Beauty & Passion in Anime & Manga

To address a few things:

Hiba, if someone can die from a lack of sex, watch for my obituary, probably coming soon. As for fun, well... it only saps your spirit... I should know, the number of times I have general fun is countable on one hand each year. (Ask the goose over there for times with sex- it'll lay you a nice egg.)

Horyu, the first problem I would see is that you do already have a BF, and my moral code does not like going after people who are already attached. (Second problem would be physical anatomy, with me being an uke and all...) But microwaving, that's an art! Almost anything can be cooked in a microwave if you know how! In fact, I'm thinking of trying to challenge myself this weekend and find something new to cook. I'll see how that goes...